[SFG-A] FREE! 5/28-Skip, pHreaki bOi, & Tomas Diablo will Rock This Town!

[Christy Anne]

Breaking News

Big San Francisco Quake predicted for Sunday, May 28th

Scientists have unanimously concluded that the next big quake will  
hit San Francisco on Sunday, May 28th, between 9PM and 2AM. They have  
even managed to pinpoint the exact location of the epicenter - at a  
lovely art deco bar named Catalyst Cocktails, at 312 Harriet Street  
(off Bryant between 6th and 7th).

"Normally we can't predict such an event with any certainty," said  
Dr. Feelgood of the San Francisco Booty Quake Society. "But this time  
we're sure. There will be three incredible forces of nature convening  
on that exact spot at that time - it's a "perfect storm" scenario. At  
the very least, we expect to experience a house quake."

The three "forces of nature" that Dr. Feelgood refers to are DJ Skip  
from New Wave City, pHreaki bOi from Spin THIS, and Tomas Diablo of  
Strangelove. "We consider the seismic force of '80s new wave and  
rock, '90s dance and new electro all under one roof to be  
substantial. And we can't stress enough the importance of being  
prepared for such an event. Make sure you have access to both a  
beverage and the dancefloor at all times."

The event is free (no cover!), so this reporter will definitely be  
there to enjoy the music and the incredible fruit-infused drinks. On  
Sunday of Memorial Day weekend - where will YOU be for this historic  
occasion?

Sunday, May 28th
9PM - 2AM
at Catalyst Cocktails

Yes, FREE, so put on your polyclubbery bar-hopping shoes and have  
some fun!